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Week 1
So it's a new season of Biggest Loser and it's exciting to see
it off and running! This year they are starting off with 11 couples -
different ages and types. Friends, married folks, sisters, at least two
sets of cousins, mother and daughter, father and son...
The show starts off with Bob and Jillian talking to the camera -
to us at home. They do that a lot this week. They're warning us of
American's obesity epidemic and encouraging us all to take our health seriously.
Bob at one point points out that it "does you no good to be eating ice cream
while you watch our show".
The contestants arrive at the ranch and are greeted by Allison.
She welcomes them and sets them right to work on their first workouts....alone.
That's right, Bob and Jillian aren't in the gym. In fact they're watching
on a TV monitor as the eleven couples awkwardly try to put themselves through
their own first workouts. As you might expect, they're not very good...if
they were good at working out out they wouldn't be morbidly obese. But
some of them are just sort of comical and Bob and Jillian can see that they
really have their work cut out for them.
After a while the trainers head into the gym where they are
greeted like rock stars. The contestants swarm around them, hugging and
greeting. All except Jerry, the senior fellow on the white team. Jerry is
a bit wobbly and as his wife Estella looks on with great concern one of the
medics rushes to Jerry's aid. Within moments Jerry is down. On the
floor, semi-conscious, the medic tending to him and reminding him to breathe as
the other 20 contestants, Bob & Jillian look on with great concern.
An ambulance arrives and Jerry, by now conscious and apparently
going to be o.k., is taken to the hospital for tests.
After that it's time to pick teams. The way it works is
that the trainer will pick first, then the team the trainer picked will pick the
next team to join, then that team will pick and so on. The trainers will
alternate and Jillian gets to go first. I don't recall the exact order
they were picked, other than Jillian picked Estella and the White team (her
husband Jerry is still at the hospital at this point) first and Bob picked
Joelle and Carla, the Silver team, first.
First Weigh-In
So they made a big deal about this being the biggest season of
Biggest Loser and they weren't kidding. First of all, there are 22
contestants - more than usual. 11 couples. Secondly, these are big
big people. I mean, they're always big people of course, that's the point
of the show, but even by Biggest Loser standards these are big folks.
I've tried to color-code the following table, but I'm not sure
how well it will appear. The idea was that the colors would match up with
their team colors - Blaine and Dane are the black team, for example, Joelle and
Carla are the silver team, Dan and Dave are orange and so forth. The
really light colors I gave a black background to for contrast. Estella and
Jerry are the white team, Helen and Shannon are pink, etc.
|
Contestant |
Start |
| Blaine |
365 |
| Dane |
412 |
| Joelle |
309 |
| Carla |
379 |
| Dan |
454 |
| Dave |
393 |
| Damien |
381 |
| Nicole |
269 |
| Estella |
242 |
| Jerry |
369 |
| Filipe |
364 |
| Sione |
372 |
| Mandi |
263 |
| Aubrey |
249 |
| Kristen |
360 |
| Cathy |
293 |
| Helen |
257 |
| Shanon |
283 |
| Tara |
294 |
| Laura |
285 |
| Ron |
430 |
| Mike |
388 |
So...a few things you might notice there...
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Last year Heba was the biggest girl in the house, starting
off at 294 pounds. This year there are FIVE girls who weigh as much or
more (o.k. one of them weighs 293, but that's close enough). The
biggest, Carla, weighs 379. That's 85 pounds MORE than Heba did.
That's like the old Heba with Keira Knightly on her back. Wow.
She's the biggest woman they've ever had on the show.
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There is not a single guy in the house under 350 pounds.
Three of them are over 400 pounds. Dan at 454 is the biggest
contestant they've ever had.
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Average weight of all contestants: 336.8.
-
There are ten men (and twelve women) in the house. The
men average 392.8 pounds.
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Buddies Dan and Dave (Orange) are the heaviest team at 847
pounds. I think I heard Allison say that was the heaviest team they've
ever had. Sisters Mandi and Aubrey are the lightest at 512 pounds.
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Mike is 18 years old, the youngest competitor in the house.
First Challenge
For their first challenge of the season the teams are taken to a
bridge in Los Angeles. There is a big pile of sand at one end and beyond
that are flags with the colors of the teams. From a starting line all 11
teams (Jerry has rejoined them) have to run to the other end, over the pile of
sand, reach their flag. When both team members are at the flag they have
to run back. The first five teams to finish the first heat...
...will go again. The first two teams to finish the second
heat will race in a third heat head to head. The winners get immunity.
Immunity is always big but they don't realize yet just how big it will be
tonight.
The first heat finishes with Black, Red, Yellow, Green and Blue
in the top 5.
After the second heat it comes down to the Black team and the
Yellow team and the Black team wins it by the slimmest of margins...a real photo
finish.
Weigh-In
So we now fast-foward to the weigh-in. The thing with
having SO many contestants and spending so much time setting up the teams and
the season is that you really don't get to see much of the week's activities.
They have a lot of product placements to squeeze into those two hours (Bob
showing Sione and Filipe about using the 24-Hour Fitness Body Bugg device on the
Dell computers, etc.) and so before you know it, we're off to the elimination
weigh-in.
Before they start, Allison has a shocking announcement.
There will be no elimination vote tonight! The contestants cheer.
Then the other shoe drops...
Nine of them are going home. Yes, nine. The Black
team has immunity. The team that wins the weigh-in with the highest
percentage of weight loss is safe. The rest of them...have to each send
one team member home TONIGHT. Wow. BUT...then the wind twists
again....for those team members who stay at the ranch, if they are STILL at the
ranch in 30 days then their team member gets to rejoin them! 4 weeks?
So 5-7 of those nine ousted players are coming back (depending upon if Black
team and the winners tonight stick around). So then it's time to weigh in.
Keep in mind...Week 1 always has jaw-dropping numbers. Lot
of water weight getting lost, of course, and these guys are smart enough to have
bulked up some before they came in order to drop big numbers. And, it's
their first week getting professional training and diet. This will be as
good as it gets for single-week numbers.
Here's the table...sorted by highest percentage of weight
loss...
|
Contestant |
Start |
1 |
Amount |
% |
| Ron |
430 |
398 |
32 |
7.44% |
| Tara |
294 |
273 |
21 |
7.14% |
| Jerry |
369 |
344 |
25 |
6.78% |
| Nicole |
269 |
251 |
18 |
6.69% |
| Dan |
454 |
424 |
30 |
6.61% |
| Sione |
372 |
349 |
23 |
6.18% |
| Mike |
388 |
366 |
22 |
5.67% |
| Kristen |
360 |
341 |
19 |
5.28% |
| Aubrey |
249 |
236 |
13 |
5.22% |
| Dane |
412 |
392 |
20 |
4.85% |
| Filipe |
364 |
347 |
17 |
4.67% |
| Helen |
257 |
245 |
12 |
4.67% |
| Shannon |
283 |
270 |
13 |
4.59% |
| Mandi |
263 |
251 |
12 |
4.56% |
| Laura |
285 |
272 |
13 |
4.56% |
| Damien |
381 |
364 |
17 |
4.46% |
| Joelle |
309 |
296 |
13 |
4.21% |
| Cathy |
293 |
281 |
12 |
4.10% |
| Dave |
393 |
377 |
16 |
4.07% |
| Blaine |
365 |
351 |
14 |
3.84% |
| Estrella |
242 |
233 |
9 |
3.72% |
| Carla |
379 |
368 |
11 |
2.90% |
As you can see, Ron threw down the biggest single percentage and
led his team to a 7.44% percent for the week. A staggering 54 pounds
between them! That's practically an Olsen twin! Huge number!
Ron's 32 pounds was the biggest one week drop in Biggest Loser history according
to Allison. Daniel dropped 30 pounds!
The two big shockers of the night though:
-
Jerry, despite his collapse and hospital visit, drops 25
pounds in one week. He's 63 years old! How old are you?
-
Carla, for all her bluster in the interviews about the
"Silver Bullets" and them being "Two Hurricanes" drops only 11 pounds.
2.9% of weight loss on the first week is a disappointing number. In
fact she was almost an entire percentage point worse than Estella who was
next to last and Carla at 379 has a LOT of weight to lose. She's 137
pounds HEAVIER than Estella but only dropping 11 pounds in week 1?
-
Minor surprise: Tara dropped 7.14% - 21
pounds in week 1. She's going home this week to let Laura carry their
flag at the ranch, which may be a mistake.
All told the contestants dropped a total of 382 pounds in week
1, about 5.15% of their total. Impressive!
So, Blaine and Dane had immunity, while Ron and Mike won the
weigh-in. The other 9 teams had to each send somebody home.
Strategy - Who Stayed and Who Went
So this surprise tactic, which I initially didn't care for,
introduces a new strategy element to the game. The teams had to pick who
would stay. Logic says you'd want your strongest competitor to stay
because everybody who survives the next 30 days gets their team back in the
game. 2-4 of these teams are going to be done for good in the next month.
But at the same time....when the teammate comes back they need to be ready to
rock and roll...they can't just go home and scarf donuts down for a month.
So you don't want to send home somebody who will fall apart at home; you want
the player who NEEDS the ranch the most to be there. Tough call.
| Team |
Stayed |
Went Home |
| Green |
Laura |
Tara |
| White |
Jerry |
Estella |
| Orange |
Daniel |
David |
| Blue |
Filipe |
Sione |
| Red |
Damien |
Nicole |
| Yellow |
Mandi |
Aubrey |
| Purple |
Kristin |
Cathy |
| Pink |
Helen |
Shanon |
| Silver |
Joelle |
Carla |
A few surprises here...
- For the green team Laura seemed like the weak link to me. Tara is
apparently counting on Laura being able to stick it out with Jillian long
enough for Tara to come back. And perhaps Tara is more capable of
getting it done at home. Laura will need to rebound from a shaky week
1.
- For the white team Jerry was the obvious choice. Game play or not
he NEEDS the ranch, for his health. He needs the constant monitoring
and he needs the big numbers he should drop in that environment.
- For the orange team Daniel is the obvious choice to stay. Biggest
contestant ever, he has the best chance to drop huge numbers each week and
stay above the yellow line.
- For Red, Nicole seems more motivated and Damien has more weight to lose.
She'll do o.k. at home I think and he could drop solid numbers at the ranch.
- For yellow I think they decided that Mandi was a little tougher.
It's a risk and I suspect (but hope I'm wrong) that if Aubrey makes it back
that she won't have dropped that much weight at home (compared to the
others) but Mandi probably gives them a better chance to survive the next
few weeks.
- Kristin was the obvious choice for Purple. She's the
second-biggest girl in the history of the ranch and dropped a solid 19 this
week. Cathy dropped a far smaller number and is older.
- Pink was a surprise - keeping Helen and sending Shanon home. I
hope that works out for them, but Helen will really have to rise to the
occasion. At 245 she's now the smallest contestant still in the house.
- Silver looks like a train wreck I'm sorry to say and the smart money is
probably that they don't survive week 2. Joelle, despite her larger
weight loss this week, seems like the less motivated player somehow and
despite Carla's good-natured(?) threat that if Joelle doesn't make it the 30
days that she'd have to answer to Carla I think she's really going to have a
struggle to stay on-board. Blaine (who had immunity) is the only
person still in the house who dropped a smaller percentage this week than
Joelle did. Joelle may want to try and form some alliances or turn on
some serious charm so that she can win an elimination vote if she falls
below the yellow line next week.
- Black team had immunity. I was thinking that as a gameplay tactic
it was probably in their best interest to coast a bit this week if they
could. NOT drop too much weight so they can drop bigger numbers NEXT
week when they might not have immunity. Blaine turned in a very modest
number, Dane turned in a solid number. Curious to see how that comes
out next week for them.
Random Stuff
-
One thing that will be interesting this season is that we'll
get to watch the progress of Allison's pregnancy. We learned in the
finale of Season 6 that Host Allison is pregnant and since season 7 was
filmed over the last quarter of last year she should be right in the middle
of that pregnancy during this season. In week 1 she's not showing too
much, but you can see some of that pregnancy weight on her already -
especially (sorry to be indelicate here) in the low-cut top. She still
looks great of course!
-
If you thought they might ease up a bit on the product
placements you're WAY wrong. Between Brita and 24-Hour Fitness and who
knows what else they were right in our faces with the product placements
from the beginning. This is clearly going to be a Jello show. I
won't be surprised if by the end of it they have Bob's tattoos changed to
read "Brita".
-
No Vicky's have emerged yet, but the Silver team seems to
have the most attitude. Carla was sort of in Joelle's face after the
weigh-in and implied that Joelle didn't hold up her end. Ironic since
Joelle had a much higher percentage of weight-loss than Carla did.
-
Ron is the first contestant, that I know of, who has had
stomach stapling surgery in the past. Clearly it didn't last - at 430
he's the second heaviest man and he looks in really bad shape.
-
Filipe and Sione are Tongans. Cool.
-
Laura and Tara are supposedly former models and in their old
pictures (which were occasionally shown) they do look like they are pretty
(if not exactly waifish). Laura seems like the weak link in that team
though; at one point in the workout Jillian tires of Laura's "theatrics" and
sits her down for a chat. Her partner Tara in a one-shot confesses to
thinking "Get over it girl, you're not the only fat chick here." In
the bridge race Tara was clearly the faster even though she started out 9
pounds heavier. At the end of the week Tara had lost 21 pounds to
Laura's 13...and now they weigh nearly the same.
-
There was a LOT of crying last night. If it's going to
be like this all season expect there to be a lot of Kleenex product
placements because these contestants, men and women alike, were weeping like
there's no tomorrow. I understand the emotions, I got choked up a
couple of times myself, but wow...I don't recall this much crying on camera
since Mark in season 5.
-
Predictions: It's pretty early and we don't
know the teams that well yet. Green and Silver look like they won't be
around too long. Black team looks like they'll be pretty strong in the
challenges and may win a lot of immunity/advantage. Brown team seems
to have a lot of weight to lose as does Orange team. Right now I'd say
the front runners have to be Ron, Dane and Daniel. The Blue team may
be dark horses in this race.
Best Quote of the Night
"We all know what it's like to be the fat
kid picked last in gym class. Here we're ALL fat kids in a really fat gym
class."
-Daniel-
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